Kaladorph Drago is like this fat dude with a penchant for filipino chicks with huge fat asses. That isn't, of course, when he's cruising for girls who will roleplay as guys because he's disgusted by the female body, but most gay men won't have a thing to do with him.
Kaladorph can be spotted at the Wendy's near Kingdom of Sand, with his best buds murrpurr and pawstown. Be sure to tell them you want a bite of his baconator, because he'll be playing pokemon eatting baconators and will rage. The rage will be good because man, this guy is an idiot.
DEAR ALLY,
YOU'RE SO FAT YOU MAKE EVEN DF LOSE AN ERECTIONG GG GET OUT